Wolf: Our electric bill went up $30.
Me: Did the rates go up?
Wolf: No. Hmmm. Let me see…
Wolf, frustrated: I can’t figure out why we’re up $30.
Me: Because we stopped line drying the clothes and started using the dryer again.
Wolf: Guess we’re going back to line drying then, hu?
Me: Yepper doodle.
Not only are we saving the planet but we’re saving planet earth too. Bonus!