I Was Planning On Getting a New Tattoo

The last time Shrub sent out rebates I got a really small amount — like $30 or something — so I donated it to Planned Parenthood in GW’s name.

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China ,

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,

If we purchase a computer it will go to India ,

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and
Guatemala ,

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan ,

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ,

and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes,
weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still
produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help & please support the economy

Instead of sending the money to PP — because I know we’re getting more than $30 — maybe I’ll get a new tattoo instead.

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6 Responses to I Was Planning On Getting a New Tattoo

  1. Allie says:

    Hahahaha! This is fantastic.

    Etsy is another option, but maybe not as fun.

  2. Howling Hill says:

    Allie: Michelle sent this to me via email. I had a good laugh this morning.

    Yes, Etsy is another option. But I like the tattoo idea better =)

  3. Noelle says:

    Etsy is good. I plan on spending mine on getting a couple of abortions, just to piss of G Dubs. Kidding! I’m spending it on condoms instead. Screw the American economy!

  4. Howling Hill says:

    Noelle: I hadn’t thought of getting abortions with the Bu$hola. What a great idea!

    Maybe I’ll spend the money on condoms for the twin getting married.

  5. peppylady says:

    We just got our regular Tax return.

    I’m still waiting for our rebate.

    “I heard the American government had to barrow the money from a bank in China..just more debt.”

  6. Howling Hill says:

    Peppy: same with us.

    I’ve heard the same thing too. The question becomes, are ALL our elected officials numbnuts or just a few?

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