The last time Shrub sent out rebates I got a really small amount — like $30 or something — so I donated it to Planned Parenthood in GW’s name.
The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China ,
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will go to India ,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan ,
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ,
and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes,
weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still
produced in the USA .
Thank you for your help & please support the economy
Instead of sending the money to PP — because I know we’re getting more than $30 — maybe I’ll get a new tattoo instead.